The offical NLD banter thread

Romford Pele wrote:Yido's, be warned. Return of the Dutch master

We shall be sure to lock up our underage daughters

How original

What about your tax evading manager? Will fat boy be able to keep up with the midfield trio running rings around him?

if Arsenal win tonight are they back in the title race?

Nope

RVP in the squad. Will start on the bench says Wanger

buy aion gold wrote:if Arsenal win tonight are they back in the title race?

Winning without playing a game would be a big bonus. Then if they win again tomorrow they'll be top.

debaser wrote:

buy aion gold wrote:if Arsenal win tonight are they back in the title race?

Winning without playing a game would be a big bonus. Then if they win again tomorrow they'll be top.

Even Arsenal don't have enough fans at the FA to bend the rules that far.


Liverpool, maybe.

What a leap!

Looks like he's about to squeeze one out on O'Hara

debaser wrote:

buy aion gold wrote:if Arsenal win tonight are they back in the title race?

Winning without playing a game would be a big bonus. Then if they win again tomorrow they'll be top.

the fuss TWERP was making I'd assumed the game was tonight

Romford Pele wrote:How original

What about your tax evading manager? Will fat boy be able to keep up with the midfield trio running rings around him?

I didn't realise this was an originality contest.

Arsenal fans being gloating, arrogant bumholes - how original

We're not arrogant.

Lovely images though, wonder how many of those actually resulted in victory for your lot.

delicious display of irony there

Romford Pele wrote:We're not arrogant.

Lovely images though, wonder how many of those actually resulted in victory for your lot.

Collectively, you are. You believe your club is inherently superior to Spurs. You think we are all classless yids or wannabe yids, not understanding the fact the "yids" moniker was courtesy of your own racist fans.

Over the last 20 years, there is no argument that Arsenal have been the better side. And there is a LOT of respect at White Hart Lane for the football that Arsenal now play, or at least try to play.

The Spurs nobs who don't appreciate such a philosophy are not real fans of football. The hatred for Arsenal is not for the football, the manager or even the team. It's for the silverspoon home counties Arsenal bandwagon supporters who come to your ground, make no atmosphere and then leave 10 minutes early to catch the first train back to the Cotswolds or Essex.

It has been these same supporters jeering and gloating every Arsenal victory over Spurs, as if it actually means anything to them anyway living in the home counties or South East Asia.

Rant over

Whats the difference between a mosquito and an Essex girl?

A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it in the head.

looks like spurs cant even fill out there liltle stadium for the game, embarrasing really when they want to build a bigger stadium.

https://www.eticketing.co.uk/tottenhamhotspur/default.aspx?utm_source=latest-ticket-news&utm_medium=thfc-site&utm_campaign=eticketing

The weekday of the fixture having nothing to do with it...

Dr Adel Sabah wrote:The weekday of the fixture having nothing to do with it...

considering it the biggest home game of the season for them no, we filled out are stadium in midweek games against team like bolton yet the this game reaches general sale , guess there not up for it which is understandable the amount of times we have beaten them.

Probably a few thousand shitty seats for non members..whats the deal here?

Mr Vermaelen wrote:looks like spurs cant even fill out there liltle stadium for the game, embarrasing really when they want to build a bigger stadium.

https://www.eticketing.co.uk/tottenhamhotspur/default.aspx?utm_source=latest-ticket-news&utm_medium=thfc-site&utm_campaign=eticketing

You're an idiot - I'm a bronze member and I can't get tickets for this game, they are all sold out and have been since a couple of hours after they went on general sale - I'm looking at the website right now. The icon says general sale but there are no seats left, not even through the second hand spurs marketplace

Foolish boy

D-Day is upon us.

I'm going to quote Puro on this one:

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life
And realise there's nothing left.
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone.
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it.
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of.
You betta watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk.
I really hate to trip but I gotta lob,
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.
Fool, I'm the kinda g that little homie's wanna be like,
On my knees in the night
Saying prayers in the street light.

To Do it to Dare.

Yids forever.

Come on you Spurs

Never Forget:



The Hate:






Typical Arsenal fans: 20 something dinner party hosting women who know fuck all about football and think it's cool to hate spurs. On facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&gid=20544292396

Meanwhile: Harold, Tobias, Henry and Jerome-Paul taking time out from the rugger to get behind the boys:



Sol and Denilson show their displeasure at having their Prada handbags stolen from the changing rooms at half time



"Click Click, hold that pose" Uncle Arsene tells Eboue he's gonna be a star