Liverpool Vs United pre-match...erm...discussion

Rai Krol wrote:

Owen Thomas wrote:Rai, that was seriously awful!

In what way?

In the way that it doesn't make sense and is generally shit.

Not everything Cruyff says is quotable you know.

Owen Thomas wrote:

Rai Krol wrote:

Owen Thomas wrote:Rai, that was seriously awful!

In what way?

In the way that it doesn't make sense and is generally shit.

I know it doesn't make sense (both sides on their day are as good), just trying to ruffle some feathers before the BIG game ..

We must show a united front for this big game, you are a disgrace to man utd fans

L r d wrote:We must show a united front for this big game, you are a disgrace to man utd fans

My original comment was meant to be not taken seriously, i was merely joking ..

Rai Krol wrote:

L r d wrote:We must show a united front for this big game, you are a disgrace to man utd fans

My original comment was meant to be not taken seriously, i was merely joking ..

We're not being totally serious Rai, have no fear.

Just sounds a little arrogant to me considering we are playing so shite at the moment.

Last meeting: 13:00, Sunday, 22nd October 2006

Manchester United 2 - 0 Liverpool
Scholes 39'
Ferdinand 66'
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Line-ups:
- - - - - - - - - Van der Sar - - - - - - - -

Neville - - - Ferdinand - Vidic - - - Evra

Fletcher - - Carrick - Scholes - - Giggs

- - - - - - - Rooney - - Saha - - - - - - -


.- - - - - - - - - - - Kuyt - - - - - - - - - - -

- - - - - - - - - - - García - - - - - - - - - -
Gonzalez - Alonso - Sissoko - Gerrard

Riise - - Carragher - Hyypia - - Finnan

- - - - - - - - - - - Reina - - - - - - - - - -

Man Utd Subs: Kuszczak, Brown, O`Shea, Ronaldo, Solskjaer.
Liverpool Subs: Jerzy Dudek, Paletta, Pennant, Warnock, Crouch.
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Match Timeline:
27' Sissoko
39' Scholes
52' Gonzalez off Pennant on
66' Ferdinand
69' Vidic
70' Alonso off Crouch on
76' Finnan
77' Crouch
78' Neville off O`Shea on
92' Evra off Brown on
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Attendence: 75,828
Referee: Graham Poll

UNITED FANS, HEAR ME.

Tomorrow we face the Liverpool filth. I ask for you all to put aside your petty differences and Unite against the worst scum of the universe.

I look upon the Liverpool team with the same expression as when I look at a plate of sick, garnished with semen and a side portion of shit. I cannot express to you how unpleasant such a meal tasted. But I imagine it would be considered "cordon bleu" by the filth of Liverpool. That is if they understood the meaning of the French words "cordon bleu". Since Gerard Houllier departed I doubt anyone at the club understands this. So the advantage already lies with us.

I ask you this, my friends. If you should cast your eyes upon a Scouser in the next day, do not hesistate to stab him. He will try to steal your blade - the shiny glimmer will attract his Scouser's Eye (which is also the name of a disease). But do not be afraid to combat him hand-to-hand if he tries. The Scouser is a race beneath all other humans. They did not descend from apes, they are indeed descendants of ape shit.

My God. As I type this my hands tremble with righteousness. I feel it in myself that we have the collective power to end their regime once and for all. Anfield shall be burned to the ground. The fans will be sent to the gulags. They will be forced to mine gold for the glory of Manchester United and we shall put it towards buying the club back from Malcolm Glazer. The hand of the Scouser shall be indirectly responsible for us returning to glory. I think slavery is wrong and a crime against humanity - good job the Scouser is not human.

Hear me, brothers and sisters. Reach within your souls and uncover the gifts bestowed on you by the Gods who all support MUFC by the way. You must draw strength from inside yourself and then turn it against the Scouser and his kin.

As you all know the Liverpool now employ many a Spaniard. The last time such an invasion happened it was foiled by the seas of Britain. This time, thanks to the era of jet engines, it has been impossible to stop their flow into the country. But we can draw them out. Create a paella and the Spaniard will come. Bring to the match a paella. Flavour it heavily and the Scouser will not be able to resist. The advantage lies with us. Heavy starch in the stomach of the Scouser.

The Ferry Across the Mersey shall be sunk. They will Never Walk Again. It is the time to bring about their extinction.

Schmeichel, Parker, Pallister. Irwin, Bruce, Sharpe and Ince. Hughes, McClair, Keane and Cantona. Robson, Kanchelskis and Giggs. Come on you Reds, Come on you Reds, just keep your bottle and use your heads, for 90 minutes we'll let them know it's Man Utd here we go.

Parks lives wrote:UNITED FANS, HEAR ME.

Tomorrow we face the Liverpool filth. I ask for you all to put aside your petty differences and Unite against the worst scum of the universe.

I look upon the Liverpool team with the same expression as when I look at a plate of sick, garnished with semen and a side portion of shit. I cannot express to you how unpleasant such a meal tasted. But I imagine it would be considered "cordon bleu" by the filth of Liverpool. That is if they understood the meaning of the French words "cordon bleu". Since Gerard Houllier departed I doubt anyone at the club understands this. So the advantage already lies with us.

I ask you this, my friends. If you should cast your eyes upon a Scouser in the next day, do not hesistate to stab him. He will try to steal your blade - the shiny glimmer will attract his Scouser's Eye (which is also the name of a disease). But do not be afraid to combat him hand-to-hand if he tries. The Scouser is a race beneath all other humans. They did not descend from apes, they are indeed descendants of ape shit.

My God. As I type this my hands tremble with righteousness. I feel it in myself that we have the collective power to end their regime once and for all. Anfield shall be burned to the ground. The fans will be sent to the gulags. They will be forced to mine gold for the glory of Manchester United and we shall put it towards buying the club back from Malcolm Glazer. The hand of the Scouser shall be indirectly responsible for us returning to glory. I think slavery is wrong and a crime against humanity - good job the Scouser is not human.

Hear me, brothers and sisters. Reach within your souls and uncover the gifts bestowed on you by the Gods who all support MUFC by the way. You must draw strength from inside yourself and then turn it against the Scouser and his kin.

As you all know the Liverpool now employ many a Spaniard. The last time such an invasion happened it was foiled by the seas of Britain. This time, thanks to the era of jet engines, it has been impossible to stop their flow into the country. But we can draw them out. Create a paella and the Spaniard will come. Bring to the match a paella. Flavour it heavily and the Scouser will not be able to resist. The advantage lies with us. Heavy starch in the stomach of the Scouser.

The Ferry Across the Mersey shall be sunk. They will Never Walk Again. It is the time to bring about their extinction.

Schmeichel, Parker, Pallister. Irwin, Bruce, Sharpe and Ince. Hughes, McClair, Keane and Cantona. Robson, Kanchelskis and Giggs. Come on you Reds, Come on you Reds, just keep your bottle and use your heads, for 90 minutes we'll let them know it's Man Utd here we go.

Who said the hatred was institutionalised on your side?


It's the battle of the East Lancs Road,
A commercial rivalry 100 years old,
About shipping & spinning, silver & gold,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Melwood guile v. Fergie's bile
How easy is that twat to rile ?
It's his grimace v. a wry Scouse smile,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

“It's like Catalans or Basques versus Real,”
Said red-hearted Carra to his new Spanish Pals
"It’s more important than the ‘Mundial’
It’s the Reds against the Mancs."

“Oh aye it’s better than the best bullfights
When Stevie tackles those gobshites
Get into Neville & punch out his lights
It’s the Reds against the Mancs."

It’s Viva España ! Andele, andele !
It's Momo getting stuck into Rooney - Olé !
Is Dirk Kuyt going to make Rio’s day.
For the Reds against the Mancs ?

"F*ck their Shreks and Smiths & their treasons
This one's for love - not money reasons
Let's make it a habit, like we did for seasons,
Let's twat these fuckin Mancs "

It's whisky breath v. fine Spanish wine,
We'll lay it down and take our time -
Show the youngsters how, in a few years time
They’ll twat these fuckin Mancs.

It's Liverpool lads v. in-breds from Bury
How ugly is horse-face ? Is right ! Very !
It's singing about Posh Spice, making merry,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Flash Gerrard against Emperor Ming
It's having dreams and songs to sing
Not letting the Dark Lord get your ring !
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's the Enterprise v. the Clingons of course
It's Star wars - can you feel the force ?
It's Red Rum against any other horse,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Robin Hood v. Bad King John
and the Sheriff, rolled into one
It's a people's insurrecti-on
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's a club for people versus one for profit
It's about a pedestal and getting them off it
Their jammy Camp Nou win ? They can stuff it !
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

Though they no longer are a PLC
It’s still “us-us-us” v. “me-me-me”
Like Militant v. Maggie T,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

Our club’s revived, the stats revised
It's about the numbers Eighteen and FIVE
They won’t overtake us while we’re alive
It’s the Reds against the Mancs !

It's ha ha ha, it's hee hee hee
It's Bryan Robson's got VD,
If he comes too close he'll give it to me
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Carlsberg versus Vodaphone
It’s nick nack paddy wack, give the dog a bone
It's Man United fuck off home
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Georgie Best , superstar,
Pink frilly knickers and a playtex bra
Shagging fast birds & crashing fast cars
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's not about a bandwagon & jumping on
When the bubble bursts they'll be gone
First ones off are the last ones on
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Pete Wiley v. Morrissey
The Bunnymen v. Joy Division
Cast against the Stone Roses,
....OK some you lose

It's hearing "In your Liverpool slums !"
It's "Posh Spice takes it up the bum"
It's boring, boring "Sign On ! Sign On !"
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's NO SONGS PLEASE ABOUT 58
Even if they provoke or intimidate -
We've had far too much of that, mate,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's a meaningless devil in your crest
Or a Liverbird upon your chest
For we are men of Shankly's best
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's usually at ungodly hours of morning
Thanks to Sky & "police warnings"
The atmosphere is not heart-warming
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's about who needs to catch who up,
It's ding-dong battles in League and Cup
It's when we needed him, Danny stepped up
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

Both cities have suffered past neglect,
It’s been up to both clubs to earn respect:
Reap what you sow, cause & effect,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's about your head, about your heart
Your identity, history, your craft and art
It's 40 miles, but worlds apart
It's the Reds against the Mancs.


nige 2002, 2005

Obispo wrote:
It's Pete Wiley v. Morrissey
The Bunnymen v. Joy Division
Cast against the Stone Roses,
....OK some you lose

Parks lives wrote:UNITED FANS, HEAR ME.

Tomorrow we face the Liverpool filth. I ask for you all to put aside your petty differences and Unite against the worst scum of the universe.

I look upon the Liverpool team with the same expression as when I look at a plate of sick, garnished with semen and a side portion of shit. I cannot express to you how unpleasant such a meal tasted. But I imagine it would be considered "cordon bleu" by the filth of Liverpool. That is if they understood the meaning of the French words "cordon bleu". Since Gerard Houllier departed I doubt anyone at the club understands this. So the advantage already lies with us.

I ask you this, my friends. If you should cast your eyes upon a Scouser in the next day, do not hesistate to stab him. He will try to steal your blade - the shiny glimmer will attract his Scouser's Eye (which is also the name of a disease). But do not be afraid to combat him hand-to-hand if he tries. The Scouser is a race beneath all other humans. They did not descend from apes, they are indeed descendants of ape shit.

My God. As I type this my hands tremble with righteousness. I feel it in myself that we have the collective power to end their regime once and for all. Anfield shall be burned to the ground. The fans will be sent to the gulags. They will be forced to mine gold for the glory of Manchester United and we shall put it towards buying the club back from Malcolm Glazer. The hand of the Scouser shall be indirectly responsible for us returning to glory. I think slavery is wrong and a crime against humanity - good job the Scouser is not human.

Hear me, brothers and sisters. Reach within your souls and uncover the gifts bestowed on you by the Gods who all support MUFC by the way. You must draw strength from inside yourself and then turn it against the Scouser and his kin.

As you all know the Liverpool now employ many a Spaniard. The last time such an invasion happened it was foiled by the seas of Britain. This time, thanks to the era of jet engines, it has been impossible to stop their flow into the country. But we can draw them out. Create a paella and the Spaniard will come. Bring to the match a paella. Flavour it heavily and the Scouser will not be able to resist. The advantage lies with us. Heavy starch in the stomach of the Scouser.

The Ferry Across the Mersey shall be sunk. They will Never Walk Again. It is the time to bring about their extinction.

Schmeichel, Parker, Pallister. Irwin, Bruce, Sharpe and Ince. Hughes, McClair, Keane and Cantona. Robson, Kanchelskis and Giggs. Come on you Reds, Come on you Reds, just keep your bottle and use your heads, for 90 minutes we'll let them know it's Man Utd here we go.

Gary Neville has a column?

Glenn Hysén wrote:

Gary Neville has a column?

This could have been written by any one of half a million reasonably stupid and overly aggressive Man U supporters. No reason to assume it is Neville.

Still, it has his accent, so...

Saintsarama MBE wrote: reasonably stupid and overly aggressive Man U supporters.

tautologous.

Parks lives wrote:UNITED FANS, HEAR ME.

Tomorrow we face the Liverpool filth. I ask for you all to put aside your petty differences and Unite against the worst scum of the universe.

I look upon the Liverpool team with the same expression as when I look at a plate of sick, garnished with semen and a side portion of shit. I cannot express to you how unpleasant such a meal tasted. But I imagine it would be considered "cordon bleu" by the filth of Liverpool. That is if they understood the meaning of the French words "cordon bleu". Since Gerard Houllier departed I doubt anyone at the club understands this. So the advantage already lies with us.

I ask you this, my friends. If you should cast your eyes upon a Scouser in the next day, do not hesistate to stab him. He will try to steal your blade - the shiny glimmer will attract his Scouser's Eye (which is also the name of a disease). But do not be afraid to combat him hand-to-hand if he tries. The Scouser is a race beneath all other humans. They did not descend from apes, they are indeed descendants of ape shit.

My God. As I type this my hands tremble with righteousness. I feel it in myself that we have the collective power to end their regime once and for all. Anfield shall be burned to the ground. The fans will be sent to the gulags. They will be forced to mine gold for the glory of Manchester United and we shall put it towards buying the club back from Malcolm Glazer. The hand of the Scouser shall be indirectly responsible for us returning to glory. I think slavery is wrong and a crime against humanity - good job the Scouser is not human.

Hear me, brothers and sisters. Reach within your souls and uncover the gifts bestowed on you by the Gods who all support MUFC by the way. You must draw strength from inside yourself and then turn it against the Scouser and his kin.

As you all know the Liverpool now employ many a Spaniard. The last time such an invasion happened it was foiled by the seas of Britain. This time, thanks to the era of jet engines, it has been impossible to stop their flow into the country. But we can draw them out. Create a paella and the Spaniard will come. Bring to the match a paella. Flavour it heavily and the Scouser will not be able to resist. The advantage lies with us. Heavy starch in the stomach of the Scouser.

The Ferry Across the Mersey shall be sunk. They will Never Walk Again. It is the time to bring about their extinction.

Schmeichel, Parker, Pallister. Irwin, Bruce, Sharpe and Ince. Hughes, McClair, Keane and Cantona. Robson, Kanchelskis and Giggs. Come on you Reds, Come on you Reds, just keep your bottle and use your heads, for 90 minutes we'll let them know it's Man Utd here we go.

This is written as if Father Ted was based in Manc land... CLASS!

Team News
Liverpool striker Peter Crouch has put off surgery on a broken nose and will be available for the Reds.

Liverpool are expected to welcome back Jose Reina, Craig Bellamy, Daniel Agger, Mohamed Sissoko, Dirk Kuyt and Xabi Alonso after they were all rested.

Liverpool (from): Reina, Finnan, Agger, Carragher, Riise, Gerrard, Alonso, Sissoko, Pennant, Kuyt, Bellamy, Crouch, Gonzalez, Fowler, Hyypia, Dudek, Arbeloa, Zenden, Mascherano.

A shit storm will descend upon your mob tomorrow Roger.

Though I really shouldn't talk about shit landing on people after last year.

Your hero is scouse,
Your hero is scouse,
You two-faced bastards,
Your hero is scouse

You've won it two times,
You've won it two times,
Like Nottingham Forest,
You've won it two times

My hero is from Manchester?

The second doesn't even rythme!

Idiots.

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
That boy Ronaldo
Makes England look shite

Mourinho are you listening,
you better keep our trophy glistening,
cos we'll be back in May,
to take it away walking in the Fergie Wonderland

And another thing, Rooney is employed .. so is he 'technically' a scouser?



No offence just light banter

Rai Krol wrote:And another thing, Rooney is employed .. so is he 'technically' a scouser?



No offence just light banter

I don't know. Gary Neville still hasn't been shot, is he technically a manc?

The welshman thinks hes a scouser again oh dear

L r d wrote:The welshman thinks hes a scouser again oh dear

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebral_palsy

Do you have to lower the tone?

Parks lives wrote:Do you have to lower the tone?

Didn't you just bring a post about stabbing scousers and then shit-throwing into this thread?

He's a fucking retard and you know it.

But, he's our retard.

Obispo wrote:

L r d wrote:The welshman thinks hes a scouser again oh dear

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