quite funny. yes even lawro.
1546: HALF-TIME Chelsea 0-0 Manchester United
Thank goodness. Time for a cuppa. Wayne Rooney's moaning about something to the officials. He's not the only one moaning. That was poor.
1545: It's the battle of the little men. Paul Scholes slips as he goes into a challenge with Shaun Wright-Phillips and is holding his hip. He's still holding it as Chelsea float in a free-kick which is cleared from the edge of the area.
1544: Chelsea comfortably clear.
1543: That's more like it. Cristiano Ronaldo thrusts down the left flank and his cross is turned behind by John Terry for a corner.
1542: The first half might get better with Didier Drogba on the charge.
The Ivorian goes down like a sack of spuds when he's clipped by Paul Scholes. 1541: Still awake? Hang on in there. The second half can only get better. 1540: Chelsea fans enjoy that. Wayne Rooney is caught offside as he latches on to a Paul Scholes pass over the top but he still can't put the ball in the net. Jeers of 'Aaaarghhh!' and the like sound up.
1539: Arjen Robben is warming up on the touchline. Time for a change already? It could be worth it.
1538: Ryan Giggs gets the ball in space on the left of the area. He does not go for the snapshot and looks to curl a pass into the box which is cleared.
1537: Wayne Rooney's got fed up of standing up front alone without much to do and goes in hunt of the ball. He hangs a cross into the area but the galloping Gabriel Heinze cannot beat Shaun Wright-Phillips in the box.
1536: The net ripples as Frank Lampard picks up a sideways pass from Wayne Bridge wide on the left and drills a shot just over Edwin van der Sar's crossbar.
1534: Paul Scholes drops deep and floats a lofted pass forward for Cristiano Ronaldo. He momentarily escapes the clutches of Paulo Ferreira but his effort on goal is poor. In fact, it is not 'on goal', it's wide.
1533: John Arlott once fell asleep while commentating on a county cricket match. 1532: Chelsea are bossing possession. 1531: And a second - although this one is not on target. Shaun Wright-Phillips shoots over from the edge of the area. Is this fizzling into life? The sun's back out. Not for long.
1530: A shot on goal. Do not fall out of your seat, but it is worth repeating, we have had a first shot on target. Frank Lampard swivels inside the box on the right but Edwin van der Sar is down well to smother his low shot.
"The two teams have successfully thrown a wet blanket over the celebrations surrounding new Wembley - and over each other. Too much respect, not enough intent.
Never mind the watching world, behind closed doors is the best place for this game so far."BBC Sport's Phil McNulty at Wembley
1527: Is this game any better on the automated text commentary? No. Check out all those defending throw-ins by Paulo Ferreira. Minute-by-minute commentary
1526: It is Joe Cole on the left. He is closing in on the box but his clipped cross is easily cleared.
1525:
Didier Drogba goes down theatrically after being barged from behind by Gabriel Heinze. Chelsea are happy to play the free-kick sideways and pass the ball about in their own half before eventually trying to conjure something.
1524: Cristiano Ronaldo jinks and jives on the left but goes nowhere before Paulo Ferreira pops up to dispossess him.
1523: Anyone got any paint to go and watch dry? 1522: The blue-booted Didier Drogba has the ball with runners ahead of him. Never mind them, he goes for goal. He drags the effort well wide. But it's something. Can it spark something else?
1520: This is utter rubbish. These two are the best in the land. Never mind a good advert for cricket, it's a terrible advert for English football with an estimated 500 million watching around the world. "This is a good advert for the cricket season."
BBC Sport's Mark Lawrenson 1518: The whole pitch is in shade now and this game is a shadow of what we were expecting. Ponderous.
1517: Cristiano Ronaldo has drifted in field, but Paulo Ferreira mirrors his every move. Just as the Portuguese winger shapes to shoot, his compatriot is in to take the ball off his toes. 1516: Another bad clearance from Michael Essien. He lazily side-foots a long Paul Scholes pass to Wayne Rooney. Maybe the Manchester United man was surprised by the chance, but his effort on goal is equally lazy and weak.
1515: Darren Fletcher nods a poor acrobatic clearance from Michael Essien to Wayne Rooney, but he is in an offside position. It's getting better.
1514: That might help. Some blood and thunder tackling in the middle of the park. That could pep a few players up.
1513: Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have yet to score against Chelsea.
1512: Didier Drogba has never scored against Manchester United. At this rate he won't today either. 1511: Shaun Wright-Phillips shows his worth as he threatens to escape the clutches of Gabriel Heinze before being chopped down by the Argentine. The free-kick is easily cleared.
"Sir Alex Ferguson is already in the fourth official's ear. And to be fair he has a point as referee Steve Bennett, normally so keen to show yellow cards, lets Joe Cole get away with an horrendous tackle on Wes Brown."
BBC Sport's Phil McNulty at Wembley
1510: Joe Cole crunches into Wes Brown. Cole escapes a yellow card but gets a firm lecture. He apologetically puts his hand on Steve Bennett's shoulder which is brushed off. Nice to see. Respect the man in black, don't go chummily patting him.
"It's a bit more Community Shield than FA Cup final at the moment."BBC Sport's Mark Lawrenson
1509: Is this a first threat from Manchester United? No. Darren Fletcher's cross is easily cleared and Paul Scholes fails to make a good connection with the ball outside the area.
1507: Here comes something. Joe Cole crosses from the right and finds Shaun Wright-Phillips at the back post. A poor shot but shouts for a penalty as it seems to strike Wes Brown's arm. Nothing given by referee Steve Bennett.
1505: Incredibly slow start. Not much to get excited about.
1504: The Chelsea goal is in the shaded part of the pitch and that's where the focus is now. A first corner of the game and it is to Manchester United. Chelsea easily clear.
1503: Wayne Bridge whips a cross in which Didier Drogba heads over under pressure from Gabriel Heinze.
1502: Chelsea dominating the early possession. Cautious and composed before Frank Lampard lumps a long ball forward down the left for Joe Cole.
1501: Manchester United are going with a 4-4-2 with Darren Fletcher out on the right... for the time being.
1500: We're off.http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/6672585.stm