is the endless conveyor belt going too fast

?

we have documented the wealth of talent available to German football in the 18-year+ category already

BELOW that though, we seem to find ourselves in whole different kind of

football ELDORADO



the DFB and club reforms in the youth sector are starting to bite

my only worry is: do we have enough professional places in the Bundesliga to let them play

+

will the Dutchies and Brazilians watch those videos below and start spying on our youth academies

http://www.hartplatzhelden.de/awards/juni_2007/tor/

take a look at 1 and 4 in particular ( I have already posted 2 and 3 in the past)

the first one seems to be some obscure village game, BUT it's played on articifial grass that is WET; ie , it's almost impossible to control the ball

4 , again, is a kick-about in the middle of nowhere it seems

recorded by pure coincidence

@Nederlanders + Brazilians

you may no longer win anything on the pitch, but now even your REPUTATION is on the line

Otto why do you keep using the oxymoron; 'German talent' on every thread?

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:
@Nederlanders + Brazilians

you may no longer win anything on the pitch, but now even your REPUTATION is on the line

Who the f@ck are you to say that.

Congrats Otto on winning the past two editions of the U21 EC

Only extremely talentless countries don't even qualify for that

Axeslammer wrote:Congrats Otto on winning the past two editions of the U21 EC

Only extremely talentless countries don't even qualify for that

@axel

your problem is that the ENTIRE football world WATCHED the U-21 EC

don't feed us your heroic Dutch hear-say

we SAW what you had to offer



now

without wanting to sound sexist

your U-21 displayed the same skill-level as you would expect from 11 girls trying to exchange a back-wheel of a Gazelle bike in 90 minutes

it was NOT pretty and 82 million Germans, sitting at home in front of their flatscreens were thinking:

" f@ck winning ; THIS cannot be the answer

I'd rather our boys continue playing the most beautiful football in the world AND losing to "whatever those Dutchies call what they are doing there"

I'd rather our boys continue playing the most beautiful football in the world

Its time to wake up.

The problem is that Germans won't even recognize beautiful football if it stood up right in front of their noses, shouted "I want my bike back" and bit them in the ass !

And that's all because you simply don't know it watching all that German football : "wat een boer niet kent, dat vreet ie niet"

Wahre Geschichte

Axeslammer wrote:The problem is that Germans won't even recognize beautiful football if it stood up right in front of their noses, shouted "I want my bike back" and bit them in the ass !

And that's all because you simply don't know it watching all that German football : "wat een boer niet kent, dat vreet ie niet"

Wahre Geschichte

haha, we have the same saying in north-Germany

"wat der Baur nich kennt, dat fret er nich"



the thing is, no matter how strongly you Dutchies try to sell the world your particular brand of football-Haggis

nobody is buying anymore

I was a bit cheeky with my quote above by cutting it

apologies

the complete quote goes like this:

"" f@ck winning ; THIS cannot be the answer

I'd rather our boys continue playing the most beautiful football in the world AND losing to "whatever those Dutchies call what they are doing there

Das ist ja fuerchterlich; man kann sich das wirklich nicht anschauen. Du Jutta, bringst de noch mal ne Flasche Bier; was ist denn sonst noch so im Fersehen heute

was nur noch der Pocher

na ja, was soll's; ab in die Federn, Schatzi, genug ist genug; wir muessen uns wohl heute Abend selbst unterhalten. "

Howls like a wolf



9 months later another future product of the endless conveyor belt of German football talents is born

and you, my dear Dutchies, have nobody to blame but yourselves

otto back at his best...

blutgraetsche wrote:


otto back at his best...

We all know Otto considers Podolski to be a proper German Talent...

There are two words there....and both are a lie : *that* is classical Otto

blutgraetsche wrote:


otto back at his best...

I have to say, I'm quite enjoying this.

How can one man stand against truth, adversity and fact to bravely continue to preach such nonsense of vivid imagination.
Admirably really. And quite enjoyable.

Axeslammer wrote:

blutgraetsche wrote:


otto back at his best...

We all know Otto considers Podolski to be a proper German Talent...

There are two words there....and both are a lie : *that* is classical Otto

Is this german talent even german either ???


otto has been raving about him for way too long

COTR wrote:


otto has been raving about him for way too long

@children

after August 22, YOU Englanders will be raving about the German PIMP

Zico tried to break the bank at Ferner to sign him

do you read me

he did not go for Alves or Henry or Adriano or Tevez

he went for the PIMP

on August 22, English chavs will be throwing their bras, knickers and Burberry socks onto the pitch in admiration of Kuranyi

wG

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anybody hear the story of Bayern-Wacker Burghausen yesterday

first Cup game for the two teams this season

a real THRILLER

leading to penalties which Bayern narrowly won

the REAL story , however, is the emergence of the LATEST GERMAN WUNDERKIND

a goalie called RIEMANN

18-years-old he kept the very good looking Bavarians at bay double-handedly, producing one stunning save after another

Miroslav Klose (13. /26./34.) Hamit Altintop (17.), Mark van Bommel (18. ), Franck Ribery (24.) then Bastian Schweinsteiger (44.)



then a saved a penalty and scored one himself



surely, the hottest young goalie talent in world football

@ Nederlanders

did any of you see the game and Wunder-RIEMANN

couldn't believe your Dutch eyes, heh

do Ajax or PSV or Feyenoord still need a world class goalie

what about a straight swap : Riemann to ManU and van der Sar to Wacker Burhausen

the future starts NOW

the future is REEEEEMAAAAAN

and THESE are the guys who had Bayern on the verge of a famous defeat

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://fussball.sv-wacker.de/typo3temp/pics/ab2ca85c47.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fussball.sv-wacker.de/index.php%3Fid%3D234&h=200&w=134&sz=35&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=pxNz78N80H_E_M:&tbnh=104&tbnw=70&prev=/images%3Fq%3Driemann%2Bwacker%2Bburghausen%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26sa%3DN

interview and picture with-of the 18 year old world sensation

http://www.sport1.de/de/sport/artikel_1540392.html

a) he thinks he was merely one part of the team

(mark the SHARP contrast to Lewis Hamilton)

b) Q: you did not really want to take a penalty yourself. What changed your mind

Riemann: "My manager gave me the kind of look I did not want to see twice. He said : 'Junge, du schießt. Hau ihn einfach rein.' Das habe ich dann auch umgesetzt' (Look mate, you'll take one. Just smash the ball in. I just followed his instructions)



only in Germany

do Ajax or PSV or Feyenoord still need a world class goalie

No .. maybe Feyenoord.

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:and THESE are the guys who had Bayern on the verge of a famous defeat

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://fussball.sv-wacker.de/typo3temp/pics/ab2ca85c47.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fussball.sv-wacker.de/index.php%3Fid%3D234&h=200&w=134&sz=35&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=pxNz78N80H_E_M:&tbnh=104&tbnw=70&prev=/images%3Fq%3Driemann%2Bwacker%2Bburghausen%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26sa%3DN

Kevin Kostner Found that pretty amusing.

This post is pure Otto brilliance at its very best- delusional, ridiculously one-eyed, hyperbolic, and eccentric in equal measure, but overall highly amusing fare.

Congrats Oscar, although I cant help thinking that with these posts you are actually parodying so called German "talent" to such an extent its starting to sound ironic, especially with pictures of kids just hardly out of their nappies. Im beginning to think you might actually be taking the piss . are you really German?

The White Cliffs Of Dover wrote: are you really German?

as German as you are English

at least

Yeah the conveyer belt is moving alright, though the end destination isn't so much Milan and Madrid as it is Belgium and Sweden as our last two german reserve team players have shown.

funny you should say that, robert

http://www.sport1.de/de/sport/artikel_1523818.html

even I did not know we had a supertalent at Barca

must have joined Barca when Cruijff looked away, distracted, huffing and puffing about the lack of style of the U-21 Elftal

You didn't know that? Had a ton of highly amusing 'conversations' with the Barça fans about him already...

Barcelona stole him from Leverkusen though. Leverkusen played a youth tournament on Mallorca, and Dennis Krol, 12 years old back then, impressed the Barcelona staff so much that they signed him.

Leverkusen never played a youth tournament there again.

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:funny you should say that, robert

http://www.sport1.de/de/sport/artikel_1523818.html

even I did not know we had a supertalent at Barca

must have joined Barca when Cruijff looked away, distracted, huffing and puffing about the lack of style of the U-21 Elftal

The only reason he got in

His uncle is Ruud Krol

Raifael wrote:
His uncle is Ruud Krol

No, he isn't.


Expect him to leave Barcelona soon though. Even if he'll be good enough for the senior team, and he looks like a promising prospect indeed, Cruyff will veto it.

blutgraetsche wrote:

Raifael wrote:
His uncle is Ruud Krol

No, he isn't.


Expect him to leave Barcelona soon though. Even if he'll be good enough for the senior team, and he looks like a promising prospect indeed, Cruyff will veto it.

Really , well i have been misinformed

For the last time , Cruyff is not in charge at Barcelona. If he is good enough to make the step , he will make it.

Cruyff is Barcelona.

As long as Cruyff is alive, Barcelona won't sign any (high profile) German players. Period.

blutgraetsche wrote:Cruyff is Barcelona.

As long as Cruyff is alive, Barcelona won't sign any (high profile) German players. Period.

Naaah , i don't believe you ..

wait a minute , maybe this is the reason why Ajax have not signed a German player for a long time

missed out of so much , please write a list of talented German 'young' (20-25) play-makers , CM + Forwards

time to recruit !

The same applies to Ajax, of course.

Just watch the Bundesliga, and you should see quite a few players who match that criteria.

blutgraetsche wrote:The same applies to Ajax, of course.

Just watch the Bundesliga, and you should see quite a few players who match that criteria.

Yes i will

We lose Huntelaar , but we get Gomez