When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Allez les rouges wrote:

Noah and the Bale wrote:

Allez les rouges wrote:Has he retired? How will we know?

Someone also reads F365

Come again?

(It's a Dorothy-Parkerism I guess...)

The Owen quote I read on F365 sometime back, along with the quite magnificent "if Shaun Wright-Phillips is the answer, then what the fuck is the question?!". Presumed you'd nabbed it from there.....

Antarion wrote:

Axeslammer wrote:Van Gaal is the best manager the Bundesliga has *ever* had !

He's the only manager who won his first 4 CL matches with a German team, put that in your calculator

Not thumbing your enthusiasm, but that's a typical Holland thing: Cruising the GS then going out in style in the KO round

Which coach is vice Champions League holders despite struggeling in the GS

Which coach played terrible football but still reached the finals of the World Cup 2010??????

3:3 against bottom of the league Gladbach



van Gaal now distances himself from the Mannschaft

giving them the kind of hairdryer treatment that even terrified the journalists waiting outside the dressing room



http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_bundesliga/artikel_309114.html

Poor Van Gaal : too many Germans to work with

* Butt : a joker instead of a keeper, all three goals were (partly) his fault
* Schweini : makes it cleas why Germans are desperate for Dutchies to take penalties
* Kroos : his IQ is so low, that he can't even remember to put shinpads on
* Hoeness : Has the best manager in the history of the Bundesliga at his disposal, yet tears into him at every opportunity
* Butcher Wohlfahrt Muller : has more injured players then *any* other team, instead of treating them he's busy putting the blame at 8 different spots


WORLD DOMINATION

van Gaal has now produced something like 2 wins in the last 5 or 6 Bundesliga games against a fairly easy set of opponents

and axel thinks Louis is the best manager in the history of the BUndesliga

only in the mind of a Nederlander

reminds me of "Being John Malkovich"

"Being Axel , der Groninger"



how many floors do you think axel's brain has ?



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good news is that Dortmund win yet again and extend their lead over Bayern

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2010/11/08/louis-van-gaal/hier-bruetet-er-seine-wutrede-aus.html (iG)

VERY dangerous for van Gaal

he now DISTANCES himself from the team

which a manager should NEVER do (you WIN TOGETHER, you LOSE together)

blaming them for everything rather than HELPING them overcome their temporary weaknesses

instead of being a good psychologist, he just SHOUTS a bit LOUDER

here's the Kaiser's take on things

"... gegen die schlechteste Heimmannschaft der Liga musst du gewinnen! Vielleicht sollte man für uns eine Tabelle nach Ballbesitz einführen. Da wären wir vorn.“

In der ersten Halbzeit waren die Bayern zu 79 % am Ball.


ie Bayern drew against the WORST HOME TEAM in the league, and the Kaiser + many others are getting fed up with those possession stats , which they deem to be irrelevant, if you do not get three points

van Gaal is on VERY thin ice now

the Bayern website had INVITED fans to attend an OPEN TRAINING SESSION on Sunday

hundreds of fans traveled to Säbener Strasse

but van Gaal had surprised everybody by just closing the doors in front of their faces , leaving the plastic fans standing in the streets

the fans then made their displeasure known , by shouting "wir WOLLEN rein"

and van Gaal feared a PR desaster, instructing the security chaps to let the MOB in



brilliant dutch-german soap opera

soon , Dutch heads will roll

OR

Truus will instruct Bayern to give the MOB some cake

Noah and the Bale wrote:

Allez les rouges wrote:

Noah and the Bale wrote:

Allez les rouges wrote:Has he retired? How will we know?

Someone also reads F365

Come again?

(It's a Dorothy-Parkerism I guess...)

The Owen quote I read on F365 sometime back, along with the quite magnificent "if Shaun Wright-Phillips is the answer, then what the fuck is the question?!". Presumed you'd nabbed it from there.....

Well a mate mentioned something like that the other day and I'm pretty sure he does read 365/visit the forum there, so I'm not claiming credit

That said it does sound like a clear echo of Dorothy Parker's alleged reaction to Calvin Coolidge's death.

Van Gaal haalt uit naar Cruijff en Ajax


Op de vraag van een student waarom Van Gaal nooit toenadering heeft gezocht met Cruijff en of er misschien plaats was voor vergeving zei de 59-jarige oefenmeester dat er van vergeving geen sprake kon zijn.
“U weet niet wat ik heb moeten doormaken als trainer van Barcelona. Bijna iedere week nam hij me op de korrel, kreeg ik commentaar van hem via z’n column in de media. En Cruijff is een icoon in Barcelona, net zoals Uli Hoeness in München dat is."

Tegengewerkt

"Hun woorden worden geloofd, terwijl ze niet binnen de club aanwezig zijn. Hij heeft zoveel gezegd, maar nooit de verantwoordelijkheid genomen. Als je, zoals ik, zo lang bent tegengewerkt is er geen plaats meer voor vergeving.”
Ook Ajax hoeft niet meer aan te kloppen bij Van Gaal die in het verleden als trainer en als technisch directeur werkzaam was.
"Ik ben in 2003 teruggekeerd naar Ajax. Ik had een droom om van Ajax weer een hele grote club te maken. Voor eentiende of eentwintigste van het salaris bij Barcelona."
"Ik werd toen gevraagd door alle grote clubs in Europa, maar ik koos voor Ajax. En na acht maanden stond ik buiten. Toen heb ik gezegd dat ik nooit meer terug zou keren bij Ajax en zo denk ik er nog steeds over."


Tot op bot beledigd

"Ik ben tot op het bot beledigd door het toenmalige bestuur. In die periode heb ik een nieuw beleidsplan geschreven dat unaniem door de hele vereniging werd gedragen."
"Toen werd mij verweten dat ik Ronald Koeman te veel voor de voeten liep, terwijl de resultaten op een laag pitje stonden. Als je dan kiest voor een passant en niet voor een technisch directeur, dan ben je Louis van Gaal niet waard. Ik keer nooit meer terug naar Ajax.”

van Gaal

He is now mad at Hoeness, Ajax, Bayern, Cruyff and the rest of the world! And wont return to ajax EVER AGAIN!

TV journalist, who asked van Gaal a few critical questions , has now been banned

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2010/11/11/3-x-zoff-beim-fc-bayern/hg-tv-reporter-joerg-dahlmann/gesperrt-nach-interview-mit-van-gaal.html

van Gaal had a shouting match (in Dutch) with Brafheid in the dressing room

apparently, the Dutch player will now get sold in the winter

and fuck, Gomez is ON FIRE

how wrong was van Gaal regarding the Spanish sharpshooter ?!

Ä wrote:
how wrong was van Gaal regarding the Spanish sharpshooter ?!

He was spot on !

Benched him when he was playing crap, plays him when he can do what he can't do on an international level (score goals)

Gomez is on 11 goals in the last 7 games (league + CL)

simply because vG is starting the Spaniard due to injuries to Klose/Olic/Robben...

vG is a NATIONAL laughing stock

unless you talk of Hoeness

who no longer thinks vG's incompetence is a LAUGHING MATTER

haha

Gomez scores yet another goal

making vG look even sillier



Bayern's problem now is van Gaal, or rather his complete inability to man-manage his team

the Nederlander is a bully and knows nothing about psychology

just shouting and punishing and threatening and criticising is NOT enough

Ribery, for instance, was praised by the media for his comeback last week

then van Gaal tells everybody that he was DISAPPOINTED with Ribery

now against Leverkusen, the Frenchie DID play worse than in the game before

if vG had tried to provoke Ribery into an even better performance , it just backfired

Kroos was SUPERB in the second part of his last season at Leverkusen under Heynckes

NOW, under van Gaal, he is not nearly as good

Gomez was HOPELESSLY misunderstood by van Gaal

and the Nederlander has also managed to take Müller down a peg or two after the World Cup

van Gaal REFUSED to sign a new left-back in the summer to allow Brafheid to play more and then falls out with him in the lockerroom ,having just folded him publicly

Demichilis is OPEN about his contempt for van Gaal

and now van Gaal creates the NEXT building site at Bayern without reason

he alienates both Schweini and the BOARD

saying that Bayern should sell Schweini , if he refuses to sign a new contract

http://sportbild.bild.de/SPORT/bundesliga/vereine/fc-bayern-muenchen/2010/11/19/louis-van-gaal/wuerde-bastian-schweinsteiger-verkaufen.html

" all of my clubs have always MADE MONEY"



Bayern want to do EVERYTHING to keep Schweini, going to the point of saying he has to fulfull his contract until 2012, even if that means he will then leave on a Bosman

(they followed the same strategy with Ribery and it WORKED)

why van Gaal now wants to take over the commercial side of Bayern, effectively making Nerlinger and Rummenigge redundant is a TOTAL MYSTERY

unless he wants to drive away Schweini (for whatever reason)

Nerlinger, previously a van Gaal ally, now says, that the manager is responsible for making the club SUCCESSUL by getting points,

his job is NOT to make them RICH



at the moment, EVERYTHING points to van Gaal getting kicked out in the summer

der Holländer ist einfach nicht gut genug and lässt kein Fettnäpfchen aus

NOTHING will really improve until they get Robben back, which will be sometime in January

by that time the title will be gone

Bayern HAVE to concentrate on qualifying for the CL now and reaching the SEMIS in this season's campaign

Bayern has to wait for the come back of the Dutch Messiah!!!!!!

The rest of the team is midtable quality!!!!

WG

now Ribery ATTACKS van Gaal

saying, the Nederlander pulls him down and destroys his mojo/confidence



this is dangerous stuff: the BOARD and the FANS love Franck





http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/championsleague/1011/Artikel/fc-bayern-muenchen-louis-van-gaal-aerger-mit-rummenigge-ribery-kompetenzen-vertrauen-schweinsteiger.html

What must van gaal do to improve his popularity?

Maybe to write a letter like Angie Merkel?

Dank liebe buerger... .....Besides the bad results you still had faith in me.... bla bla bla

Ihre herr Von Gaal....

he has to win GAMES, ricardo

which he just did against Eintracht

still

van Gaal REJECT Gomez scores yet another goal

and Timo, the OTHER player hated and not rated by the Dutchie, is ON FIRE as well

Magath beats van Gaal 2:0



Dortmund are now 17 points ahead of Bayern

Leverkusen have a still doable 7 point lead over Bayern

der Drops ist gelutscht

all the Bayern bosses, including vG, now speak of trying to clinch a CL spot

the only way they can save the season is by reaching the CL Final now

Ä wrote:Magath beats van Gaal 2:0



Dortmund are now 17 points ahead of Bayern

Leverkusen have a still doable 7 point lead over Bayern

der Drops ist gelutscht

all the Bayern bosses, including vG, now speak of trying to clinch a CL spot

the only way they can save the season is by reaching the CL Final now

Funny how you forgot to mention that Bayern lost because of a couple of GERMANS who missed sitter after sitter : Schweini and your beloved, supposedly world class striker Gomez....

Here's to GERMANS

Axeslammer wrote:

Ä wrote:Magath beats van Gaal 2:0



Dortmund are now 17 points ahead of Bayern

Leverkusen have a still doable 7 point lead over Bayern

der Drops ist gelutscht

all the Bayern bosses, including vG, now speak of trying to clinch a CL spot

the only way they can save the season is by reaching the CL Final now

Funny how you forgot to mention that Bayern lost because of a couple of GERMANS who missed sitter after sitter : Schweini and your beloved, supposedly world class striker Gomez....

Here's to GERMANS

good point

maybe he should be put in charge of 11 WORLD CLASS

NEDERLANDERS

I wonder what would happen

THEN

freekick specialist , smoker and alcoholic Dutch international, Theo Janssen is on the list of Bayern to save Bayern from disaster

Nerlinger says they did not want van der Wiel because

a) he was not good enough

b) they do not want to EXTEND the DUTCH FACTION



http://www.tz-online.de/sport/fc-bayern/hollaender-stopp-beim-bayern-1036109.html

he also says they FIRMLY stand behind van Gaal

which, I guess, condradicts "kroos'" idea that Bayern are a well-run club

word on the streets of Munich is that Hoeness and van Gaal are barely on speaking terms anymore

it goes so far that when Hoeness sat down at the van Gaal+players dinner table after a game, van Gaal told him he could not sit there

since

according to the Sitzordnung

Hoeness had just taken the seat of a player which was not allowed



there are also now rumous of various SHOUTING matches between Hoeness and Rummenigge/Nerlinger

Hoeness is clearly NOT prepared to let the Nederlander fuck up the club



meanwhile, Beckenbauer says that the reason why the Bayern defence is so poor is exactly the same why the defence was so poor in the first half of last season:

van Gaal ROTATES at the back like MAD

the players simply do not gel and know what the neighbour is doing

Timo and Ribery scoring will be further water on Hoeness' mill

since BOTH are sworn van Gaal enemies

+

Hitzfeld thinks van Gaal is on VERY THIN ICE

now that he no longer has Hoeness in his corner

Glen Johnson now linked with Bayern

furious attack by Calmund on van Gaal

"Eckelpacket", "grössenwahsinning"...

van Gaal's response: " he does not know me"



and then Ribery bemoans lack of FAITH

lack of LOVE he gets from van Gaal

saying

I cannot play my best football under those conditions and will have to talk to Jonkers

I find it interesting, to say the least, that this thread ignores the main news of the weekend – Schweinsteiger's decision to extend his contract to 2016, citing van Gaal as the governing factor in his decision.

Die Zukunft heißt Schweinsteiger

http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/bundesliga-fc-bayern-die-zukunft-heisst-schweinsteiger-1.1035189

A crushing blow for Otto, I feel.

Anyway, it's high time this thread was deleted by now.

no it shows the more how opportunistic some people are.... when a team doesn't perform hasn't always only to do with the coach....

van Gaal now flirts with a return to Ajax



http://sportbild.bild.de/SPORT/bundesliga/vereine/fc-bayern-muenchen/2010/12/13/van-gaal-bringt-sich-bei-ajax-ins-gespraech/waere-bereit.html

what a slap in the face of Schweini and Co

As I said, just delete this thread, it's a waste of space.