by Axeslammer Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:47 pm
Let's put all us Germans together and make a football team.
Erm, wait we're still crap...
Let's nationalise some Ghaneyans, Poles and Iranians and if they can say "Wir haben es nicht gewusst" we can pass them off as Germans.
Hmm, still no chance : wait we give 'm the home advantage !
Nah, still not good enough...let's also rig the draw, so we have the poorest opponents in the history of the WC.
Pffft, needed to buy the ref...but we've made it to the semi's thanks to penalties once again. Let's not tell anyone *ever* that penalty kicks are a German invention.
Wow, we must be the best in the world to have made it this far
against all these odds !
Oh wait, we're now playing the Italians....who had to cheat to win against Australia.
....erm, wait : they cheat
too ?!
That's not fair, then we stand no chance !
...indeed, they're playing us off the pitch
Ah well, bad luck can happen even to the best team in the world
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